Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit

Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday " for the rest of us" -- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

• 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
• 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
• 2 magnets

Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 " The Story of Festivus" : Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 " The Festivus Pole" : There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 " The Airing of Grievances" : Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 " The Feats of Strength" : And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!