{"product_id":"adulting-17oz-funny-wine-tumbler","title":"Adulting 17oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍷 The Official Adulting Survival Kit | 17oz Wine Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBecause whoever said adulting was supposed to be done sober clearly never had to pay property taxes! Remember: Adulting is hard, but wine makes everything better\u003cem\u003e! 🍷\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFinally, a tumbler that gets it! 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